I’m about to piss myself
Me after 3 blënts
i just found 12 bricks
“all that matters is that u tried ur best”
me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*
me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer
what if ants speak english really quietly and we just cant hear them
what if they speak korean
i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe
CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD
don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility